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Roses are red , Violets are blue;
now youre with her
&im happyfor you,

violets are blue, roses are red

im just kidding
i want her dead.
I love how,
in scary movies,
the person yells out,
"Hello?"
As if the bad guy
is gonna be like,
"Yeah, I'm in the kitchen!
Want a sandwich?"

I love you. I love your hair, I love your eyes, I love your smile, I love the way you look at me, I love your voice, I go weak when you touch me, I laugh at your jokes when they're not funny, I take every chance I can get to talk to you, I could stare at you forever & I could be with you forever. Yeah, time you took notice how much you mean to me.

Today, I decided that I want to be a ninja when I grow up. I Googled "Ninja School" to see where I can be professionally trained in the art. I followed a link that said Ninja School, and the page could not be found. Well played, Ninja School.

Hugging Chart:
When men hug,they pat each other on the back.
When woman hug,they give each other a normal hug.
When daddy and daughter hug,they give each other bear hugs.
When a couple hug,the girl gets picked up and is swinged around.
When mom and son hug,the son goes "EWW!Mom don't you know that we high five each other?!I'm a boy!"
Ahhh.Isnt hugging great?


*Listening to your ipod*
Friend: What're you listening to?
You: This song *Passes headphones*
Friend: This songs old -__-
You: SO?! YOUR MUMS OLD BUT U STILL LISTEN TO HER!
Friend: ...

When a girl says "whatever",
she really means;
I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark,and then eaten by it

Sometimes I wish That I could sing you a love song just to show you the way I feel for you...
But I can't because my voice sounds like a raccoon dying in a garbage disposal

 

Child: Dad, I'm hungry!
Dad: Hey, Hungry!
Child: Dad, I'm serious.
Dad: I thought you were Hungry!
Child: Are you kidding me?!
Dad: No, I'm Dad!

Someone;
called me immature
guess whos not aloud in my
Treehouse.

5 biggest lies told by
TEENAGERS:
1. Seriously dude, I don't like anyone.


2. Everything's fine.


3. Can't, doing homework.


4. I have read and agreed to the terms of use.

5. I am sure that I am over 18 and understand that this
website contains explicit content that is not suitable for minors.


NU MÅ DET VÆRE NOK x3